Knaw's vignettes

A LiveJournal refugee posting short self-made videos on no particular theme, all in high definition and with transcripts where possible.

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If Dante used Google+…

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EDIT: I offer my apologies for the terrible formatting of the first version of this meme. Check out this one and forget that ever happened.

Check the allergy advice on this can of tuna.

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Talking the talk with @Adrienne65. (Original video)

I realise that I’ve used the word, “vernacular,” twice in this video, depleting my quota for the next six months.

Transcription:

“On seeing a recent entry, one of my regular correspondents said to me that I sound, ‘Rather posh for a Dundonian,” Dundonian being the vernacular for a resident of Dundee, Scotland.

“If I did talk like a native, and I never have done but I understand it, but if I did talk like a native, I might say, ‘Ehh et twa pehs, a plen ain an’ an ingin’ ain,’ which translated, says, ‘I ate two pies, a plain one and an onion one.’ So just be thankful I don’t talk like that all the time.

“And my sign-off, in local vernacular, would be, ‘Kerry oan.”

Any photo looks better with tilt-shifting.

I took the photo and applied the effect using http://tiltshiftmaker.com/.

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I like it. (Original video)

A parody of the Aldi comparison adverts, this time with clothes-pegs.

Transcription:

“I like these clothes-pegs. And I like these clothes-pegs.

“But I don’t really mind which I use. Lady Gav Gav does all the washing round here.”

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Original picture 2011-03-26.

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